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	<title>Mugur Ionescu &#124; Blog fotografie calatorii tehnologie discutii &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>Banc (cu gaini)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 07:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie ajunge la magazinul din cartier cu 10 minute sa se inchida.-Buna seara, aveti gaini?Vanzatorul plictisit si obosit, scoate singura gaina din lada frigorifica. O pune pe cantar: 1.120 kg.-Ramane?-Alta mai mare nu aveti?Asta nervos baga gaina in lada, si neavand alta, tot punga aia o scoate. O aseaza pe cantar si tine si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul zilei &#8211; in ton cu evenimentele</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 13:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Băsescu şi Marko Bela mănâncă ciorbă de burtă. La un moment dat, Băsescu întinde mâna după ardeiul iute, dar Marko îl plezneşte cu lingura peste degete. Băsescu încearcă iar şi încaseaza încă una peste degete.- Ce te-a apucat, măi, Bela? întreabă, mirat, Basescu.- Mei, Traiane, mei, kit timp eu linge kür la tine, tu nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke of the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher asks Timmy &#8220;why is your cat at school today?&#8221; Timmy says, crying, &#8220;Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, &#8216;I&#8217;m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.&#8217; so I&#8217;m saving him!&#8221; Pe aceeasi tema22/02/2012 -- Banc (cu gaini) (3)17/09/2011 -- Programul Carrefour in ton cu bancul (1)03/06/2011 -- Un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intrebarea zilei</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I: De ce latra cainii la rotile masinilor? R: Pai tu ce ai face daca ti s-ar invarti capacul de la WC? Pe aceeasi tema24/02/2011 -- Cum sa fii mandru ca esti roman&#8230; (3)09/01/2010 -- Test de circulatie (5)13/10/2009 -- Ce ziceti, cade guvernul? (5)]]></description>
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		<title>Banc romanesc</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sotul vine acasa si o prinde pe nevasta-sa in pat cu amantul&#8230; Socat intreaba: - Ce se intampla aici? Sotia se uita la amant si zice: - Ti-am spus ca-i prost?!! Pe aceeasi tema13/11/2010 -- Ultimul banc (1)22/02/2012 -- Banc (cu gaini) (3)16/01/2012 -- Bancul zilei &#8211; in ton cu evenimentele (2)15/12/2011 -- Joke of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Programul Carrefour in ton cu bancul</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 10:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Un banc cu politai de vineri seara</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 17:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un politist astepta autobuzul in statie, si langa el mai era si o mama cu un copil de 8 ani. Copilul: Mama, dar de ce nu a ajuns inca autobuzul? Mama: Pt ca acum il spala ca era foarte murdar&#8230; Copilul: Mama, de ce nu a ajuns inca? (peste 5 min) Mama: Pt ca acum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc &#8211; in jurul bradului</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 11:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gigel vine acasa zgiriat tot pe fata, pe git, pe miini. - Doamne sfinte, ce s-a intimplat ? - Am facut hora in jurul bradului. - Pai, si de ce esti zgiriat in halul asta? - Eram putini! Pe aceeasi tema22/02/2012 -- Banc (cu gaini) (3)15/12/2011 -- Joke of the day (0)17/09/2011 -- Programul Carrefour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc &#8211; limba engleza</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 07:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bula intreaba o colega: - Stii limba engleza ? - Da spune colega. - Zi si mie cum se spune : gheata, ceai, picior ? - Ice, tea, foot Pe aceeasi tema22/02/2012 -- Banc (cu gaini) (3)15/12/2011 -- Joke of the day (0)17/09/2011 -- Programul Carrefour in ton cu bancul (1)03/06/2011 -- Un banc cu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc sec de seara</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Stii care-i culmea Yoga? - Sa-ti dai singur un cap in gura [mi l-a spus Cata] Pe aceeasi tema22/02/2012 -- Banc (cu gaini) (3)15/12/2011 -- Joke of the day (0)17/09/2011 -- Programul Carrefour in ton cu bancul (1)03/06/2011 -- Un banc cu politai de vineri seara (0)06/05/2011 -- Banc &#8211; in jurul bradului (0)]]></description>
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